Harry scoffed. “What, and wait for some dues ex machine to come along? Hope he gets stoned and confesses to me out of the blue? Pray some radical mistake in Potions reveals to him how he feels about me? Oh, I know. A Quidditch accident wherein I get hurt and he suddenly realizes how bad it would be to lose me without confessing his true feelings. Trust me Hermione, that doesn’t happen in real life.”

What a perfect bitch-slap at all the get-together fics! LOL (not that I don't occasionally pull something like that myself)

Poor dear harry. *I* think draco likes him as well, but then *shrugs* I look forward to next chapter!