Huh? I told everyone to get the rutabaga? Snarfage? Is that a type of salad green? ;-D

Hell, you are the funniest commenter ever. I'm just reiterating how you are the funniest commenter ever, even when it's your own stories. It's not an implication of anything else. It's not a complaint. And for your information, I do not enjoy hearing that I have once again caused a dear friend to freaking fall off her chair, thank you very much. (Oh, well, I do, but only with that small, ebil sadistic side of me that's very small but still bad).

And I didn't tell everyone to come get the ru-beta. I told them to come get the “rude data.” You heard it wrong!