I'm opposed to fireworks on the grounds that I never get to blow shit up.

So no, no fireworks fics. But, I can say that driviing back from my lunch break Monday night was like driving through a miniturized, Vega-style warzone. Ooo, all the pretty splosions. Yeah yeah yeah, it's all nice until your cat starts throwing up out of pure abject terror.

Yet another reason why I am opposed to fire works. At least the kind that all my neighbors delight in setting off right in front of my house. Yay.

Hey, you, glow blow shit up.