OMFG That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

"Damn straight."

"Oh, I don't think so, Potter."

Snorted loudly at that bit.

Blaise swooped to her side and grinned at her. "Tell me more about me."

Oh, he's so ... Gilderoy. It's perfect.

Ron Weasley went slightly green from across the circle. "You... were tussling, Harry?"

"No!" Harry and Draco shouted together.

Full-blown laughter for that one. I may have woke the kids for a second or two.

Hermione grinned lecherously at Ron. Ron grinned lecherously at Hermione. Blaise grinned lecherously at Harry. Harry whimpered fearfully into Draco's shirt. Draco glared murderously at Blaise. Pansy gazed lovingly at Neville. Neville waved shyly at Pansy. Hannah poked Ernie with her foot. Ernie began to drool in his sleep.

PAHHAHAAHA! Oh, man that was funny. That reminded me of my Evil Bake Sale fic. This was wonderful. Thank you. :)