Right, so even though I haven't seen Troy, and Iliad and Odessey are still on my 'to read' list...this is the funniest thing I've seen since 15 minute PoA.
(slice crash jump roar swoon evil laugh oh-woe-is-me-from-seer-concubine slice bash spew spew spew spew spew from opened child-murdering jugular)
Cly: Kay, I'm off. My son ain't gonna like this little turn of events, no sir. Throw the carpet in the wash and let's GO.
Oh god, spew spew spew spew HAHAHA!
Teiresias: By all the powers that be there will come a day when you shall realize that you are NOT the king of Thebes and that you killed your own dad and banged your own mum and now--
Ody: Dude. Chill. That's not me.
Teiresias: *checks daybook* Riiiiiiight. Sorry. Off you go.
Now, I have read Oedipus, and that right there *points up* is some funny shit.
Calypso: Gasp! a MAN! Get ready to pleasure my nymphish bits, chippendale.
Ody: Heh. Heheh. Heheheh.
Nymphish bits. Heh.
Orestes: *dramatically slays mum*
Cly: *is dramatically dead*
and
Jerry Springer: Let's all take a lesson from what we've heard today. Sometimes it seems that family strife gets the better of us all. But it's important to remember that even though your parents fight, and divorce, and slice each other's guts open with red hot pokers, it's not your fault. You are still the most important--
Orestes: *kicks Jerry's head off*
Seriously needs a snarfage warning!
Ody: Gonna kill y'all now for trying to bed my woman.
(stab skewer slash cut slash slash slash slash no not that kind of slash dumkopf cut cut parry slice impale pow bash bam whammo dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BATMAN wham bang boom POW wipe forehead)
Penny: *twirls flag boredly* My hero.
*OMG IS DEAD*
So so so so so so so funny. You should do this more often.
*snogs you and that Colin bloke for having something to do with making me laugh*
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Date: 2004-09-07 02:41 pm (UTC)From:Right, so even though I haven't seen Troy, and Iliad and Odessey are still on my 'to read' list...this is the funniest thing I've seen since 15 minute PoA.
(slice crash jump roar swoon evil laugh oh-woe-is-me-from-seer-concubine slice bash spew spew spew spew spew from opened child-murdering jugular)
Cly: Kay, I'm off. My son ain't gonna like this little turn of events, no sir. Throw the carpet in the wash and let's GO.
Oh god, spew spew spew spew HAHAHA!
Teiresias: By all the powers that be there will come a day when you shall realize that you are NOT the king of Thebes and that you killed your own dad and banged your own mum and now--
Ody: Dude. Chill. That's not me.
Teiresias: *checks daybook* Riiiiiiight. Sorry. Off you go.
Now, I have read Oedipus, and that right there *points up* is some funny shit.
Calypso: Gasp! a MAN! Get ready to pleasure my nymphish bits, chippendale.
Ody: Heh. Heheh. Heheheh.
Nymphish bits. Heh.
Orestes: *dramatically slays mum*
Cly: *is dramatically dead*
and
Jerry Springer: Let's all take a lesson from what we've heard today. Sometimes it seems that family strife gets the better of us all. But it's important to remember that even though your parents fight, and divorce, and slice each other's guts open with red hot pokers, it's not your fault. You are still the most important--
Orestes: *kicks Jerry's head off*
Seriously needs a snarfage warning!
Ody: Gonna kill y'all now for trying to bed my woman.
(stab skewer slash cut slash slash slash slash no not that kind of slash dumkopf cut cut parry slice impale pow bash bam whammo dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BATMAN wham bang boom POW wipe forehead)
Penny: *twirls flag boredly* My hero.
*OMG IS DEAD*
So so so so so so so funny. You should do this more often.
*snogs you and that Colin bloke for having something to do with making me laugh*