Retrieve the Kraken!

The eleventh of thirteen ficlets I wrote for various people during a gift exchange this year. The goal was 500 words for everyone (and believe you me, that was HARD. I am Bad at writing Short Things). Everyone got a choice of my fandoms/pairings. So I have a soft spot for h/c. Everyone knows it. >.> Ahem.

This one is for the charming girljim. ^_^ Happy holidays, lovely!

Title: The One Where Massive Liberties Will Be Taken
Author: me
Pairing: H/D
Rating: G
Word count: 500
Summary: See title. With love, for girljim.
WARNING: EWE
Disclaimer: The HP universe does not belong to me. It does not make me money.

Also posted on AO3 and skyehawke.

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( The One Where Massive Liberties Will Be Taken )

The ninth of thirteen ficlets I wrote for various people during a gift exchange this year. The goal was 500 words for everyone (and believe you me, that was HARD. I am Bad at writing Short Things). Everyone got a choice of my fandoms/pairings. OMG, THIS FIC. Omg. Apparently, everyone needs a bunny in a pocket, EVERYONE.

This one is for the amazing romaine24. ^_^ Happy holidays, darling!

Title: The One Where Harry Has Lettuce
Author: me
Pairing: H/D
Rating: G
Word count: 500
Summary: See title. With love, for romaine24.
WARNING: Mention of past Draco/Astoria and past Harry/Ginny. Could be EWE or it could be epilogue-compliant, depending how you squint.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe does not belong to me. It does not make me money.

A/N: I realized after titling this that the title is really a lot funnier than it was ever meant to be because of who the fic is for. *falls out of chair* This fic was inspired by coffeejunkii and this picture, omg.

Also posted on AO3 and skyehawke.

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( The One Where Harry Has Lettuce )

The fifth of thirteen ficlets I wrote for various people during a gift exchange this year. The goal was 500 words for everyone (and believe you me, that was HARD. I am Bad at writing Short Things). Everyone got a choice of my fandoms/pairings. Everyone knows I adore H/D, and writing this one made me all warm and fluffy inside. Like cocoa.

This one is for the utterly amazing oldenuf2nb. ^_^ Happy holidays, dearest!

Title: The One Where a Question Meets an Answer
Author: me
Pairing: H/D
Rating: G
Word count: 500
Summary: See title. With love, for oldenuf2nb.
Disclaimer: The universe does not belong to me. It does not make me money.

Also posted at AO3 and skyehawke.

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