Retrieve the Kraken!

first of all -- hooray for prostitution! :)

and second -- since I haven't had the pleasure of reading your fic yet, which would you recommend I read first? (no time to read anything tonight as I should be writing an essay, but I do plan on reading them both) I know sometimes it doesn't matter, but sometimes prequels are meant to be read after the original story, and...um...yeah
_{I need sleep O.O}