Yo yo yo, Fire in da house!

I always wanted to be stupid like that.

Yes, it is me, Fire, not the-great-and-almighty-Ru!, here to answer the age old question: Where the hell is the-great-and-almighty-Ru!? She promised fic, and now she's known throughout the world as the-lyin'-sac'a-Ru! Well, maybe not, maybe that's just what I'd call her, because I'm generally the-great-and-all-twitty-Fire, but I was commanded to deliver this message to all those who have come seeking fic and have been denied:

Fear not loyal fans of the-great-and-almighty-Ru! Her internet is temporarily defunct (isn't that a great word, sort of like de-funk but not reeky). If the powers that be smile prettily down upon the-great-and-almighty-Ru!, she may well have a solution to this dastardly problem later today (since it is already Monday where we are). Hopefully.

If not, then the world shall weep bitter tears of salt and brine and .... um ... pickling agent.

I, for my part, shall be waiting with an-ti-ci-pation and baited breath and all that jazz to see if ze fates are too cruel to us all by denying us the wondrous effulgence that is the-great-and-almighty-Ru!

I wonder how much she is going to kick me for this post. ~rubs hands together~ I hope it's lots.

Too bad I'm not a prolific fic writer, I could try to steal away her fan base by pimping my stories (yeah right). Alas, I am, how shall I say this?... lazy. Thus all I can promise is future-Ru-fic from the-great-and-almighty-Ru!

That is all,
Fire