Retrieve the Kraken!

Hahaha, yeah, this sounds like a fun crowd to go pubbing with. Can you imagine? the bartender would pass out in exhaustion!

"No, no, I distinctly said Bloody Mary with a raw egg! Avada Kedavra!"

"Oh, thanks a lot, Voldy, I didn't get my Sex on the Beach."

"Shut up, Black. Vodka is the way to go, you great ninny."

"Oh, don't be a prude, Severus. It's all about the scotch. Malfoys have drunk Scotch for AGES."

*twinkly eyed-chuckle* "You all need to relax a bit more, I should think. Flaming Rum Punch will do the trick."

"Oy! The damn Weashley twinsh have shpiked the punch!"

"Shut up, Mundungus."

*snicker*