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rurounihime ([personal profile] rurounihime) wrote2005-01-27 10:39 am
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The HP Drink List

[livejournal.com profile] fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

[identity profile] altiloquent.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
First, *giggles*. I think you got a lot of them spot on.

Second, Blaise Zabini and I are meant to be!!! :o)

[identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA, see with me, my pairings would be Bill Weasley or Draco Malfoy.

[identity profile] altiloquent.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, I see. A cream drink fan are we? :o)

[identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
I am a Kahlua-Baileys combination NUT. Mudslides are my fave. ^___^

[identity profile] ridicu-liz.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too, precisely. The only addition would be possibly Narcissa.

Who knew I was dangerous? heheh

I LOVED this list.

[identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com 2005-01-27 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, thanks! *Baileys tasting smooch*