The HP Drink List

[rurounihime]

fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

Comments

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

First, *giggles*. I think you got a lot of them spot on.

Second, Blaise Zabini and I are meant to be!!! :o)

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, see with me, my pairings would be Bill Weasley or Draco Malfoy.

[maidengurl.livejournal.com]

This is hillariously perfect! You are having too much fun in the wee hours of the morning.

My alcoholic pairings would be the Weasley twins or Draco, depending on my mood. Not too shabby...I'll take them.

On a side note - I just realized you are a relative neighboor (world-wide speaking). I live close to Oakland.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOUR ICON! That is a HOT manip.

*composes self*

Yeah, I'm apparently a Draco Malfoy or Bill Weasley kinda girl. ^_~ Love that Baileys... Ginny Weasley when I'm feeling plucky.

Hi there, in Oakland! Sacramento here. Are you in school there?

[shikishi.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.. I love the fact that Albus drinks flaming rum punch. :)

Although some of them are questionable in my book.. I always have thought of Potter being more of a Segram's boy myself. *smirks*

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! We were going to go for a malt or a lime wine cooler... Harry says lime to me. Gave the gin to Filch... But yeah, Harry was SO HARD. We couldn't figure him out. Now, Draco on the other hand... *snaps fingers*

[ms-hecubus.livejournal.com]

Peter Pettigrew – Zima

Hahaha! How wicked of you!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Well, he's such a fake! And a loser. He needs to drink a loser drink. ^_^ Glad you liked!

[cenas-plots.livejournal.com]

It seems that ms_hecubus stole my comment. :)

Harry and I were meant to be. LOL. (I don't care for ze alcohols.)

And I saw your choice of music. I now have that song stuck in my head. *hums*

<333

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a great song? I loved it when I heard it on the radio. ^_^ Gets stuck in your head... *sings along*

Heh, I am a mixed drinks girl. Don't much like the taste of alcohol, so I would have to pair myself with Draco or Bill Weasley (mmmm chocolate... irish cream...) Maybe Ginny, when I want fruit.

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwww, dude!! Harry's drinking cat piss!!! Dirty, cheap little boy!! *Smacks him*

But right on Salazar... Southern Comfort is teh good shit!!!

omigodthatpictureissobad!!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Aww, you no likey Smirnoff? *runs after you with spork* j/k. ^_^

Had to do that for Salazar. He is such a Southern Comfort boy.

Haha, is that you in that pic? *grins*

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

These are pretty random! Aren't Ron, Harry and the twins far too insecure in their masculinity to drink such girly drinks?

I think Harry would drink gin and tonic or vodka tonic, 'cause they seem manly enough, but after growing up deprived they wouldn't make him gag.

Ron would drink pints of Northern stout of some sort, 'cause it's cheap and good and that's what he can afford.

The twins would drink several of the latest in drinks, preferably brands started by young wizarding celebrities, since they're all about nuveau these days.

Hermione, methinks, would be daintier. She's probably a bit scared of the way alcohol makes her feel. Plus she's muggle born. She might drink the Schmirnoff Ice or maybe French Matinis, light on the liquor ktnxbye! sort of thing.

Lucius would want something more obscure, more rare, and much less muggle. Perhaps dew from faerie bells or the coalesced mist from the cloak of the Northern King.

Mundungus would drink something much cheaper and stinkier...maybe Jaegermeister.

Thems be my thoughts!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, we weren't really being serious about this. This was kind of a melding of two ideas: the drinks, while being the ones we thought the characters would drink, also refer to what the characters would be if they WERE alcoholic drinks. To us, Ron is a little too scared of everything and would want something softer and sweeter. Fire thinks Hermione is really closet alcoholic waiting to come out of her shell, and Lucius struck us as a Scotch lover, hiding it in fear but secrtely drinking it every day. And the twins... Party freaks, but not apt to drink themselves into a state where they couldn't play pranks on everyone in sight. Actually, I see them spiking the punch. ^_~

As for Mundungus, all I could think for his drink was "fruity". and I hate Marnier.

Haha, it's so great to see everyone's opinions on this. *chuckles*

[dacro.livejournal.com]

heh. Love it!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Haha, yay! *kiss*

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
It comes in pints?!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Heh, we were going to try just "uh buhhh... beer" because it was monosyllabic for Crabbe and Goyle's leisure. But really, we couldn't resist the Pippin reference. *smirk*

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints? - AAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA
YE WTFs - *snerk*

And Snape isn't a vodka man, he's all about the nasty homebrew he does up in his private workroom. Y'all KNOW he doesn't need all of those ingredients for the standard potions on the school curriculum. WTF would students do with HOPS, I ask you?

It's all about Snape.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Gahaha, we gave paint-peeling home brews to Hagrid! I see Snape as sitting there sipping his Vodka with a perpetual sneer on his face, perhaps smirking at Harry for drinking that blasted Smirnoff. ^_~

[spacetweenears.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Charlie and I could hang, among others (methinks a brewski sounds good right now). There are so many listed I like it would just take to long to list them all!!

You crack me up!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, this sounds like a fun crowd to go pubbing with. Can you imagine? the bartender would pass out in exhaustion!

"No, no, I distinctly said Bloody Mary with a raw egg! Avada Kedavra!"

"Oh, thanks a lot, Voldy, I didn't get my Sex on the Beach."

"Shut up, Black. Vodka is the way to go, you great ninny."

"Oh, don't be a prude, Severus. It's all about the scotch. Malfoys have drunk Scotch for AGES."

*twinkly eyed-chuckle* "You all need to relax a bit more, I should think. Flaming Rum Punch will do the trick."

"Oy! The damn Weashley twinsh have shpiked the punch!"

"Shut up, Mundungus."

*snicker*

lol

[satanic-smurf.livejournal.com]

very good. very good indeed. This is actually quite comprehensive considering u comprised it @ 2 in the morning!

Re: lol

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! Totally makes us sound like alcoholics, though... *chugs drink of choice* *smooch*

Ye WTFs

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Niiiiiiiiice. I'm surprised you didn't drop the hint as to which one of US *ahem* sounded more "ahem."

Although, the other one of us was the one that suggested we make a list. But only because the first one of us was all, "I totally think Lucius is a single malt Scotch man, Glen Morangie to be exact, blah blah blah."

And I didn't even quote you the advertisement I saw on Glen Morangie's website. Oh shit, that sentence may have just given away the most *ahem* one of us.

:-D Yeah. I'm not going to defend myself. No one would believe me anyway. *ahem*

Re: Ye WTFs

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Oh, and for the record: "Neville, pass the salt would you?"

[e-dork.livejournal.com]

OMGhilarious! I can't believe you two even did the Founders and the WTFs
hee!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, had to! Though those groups came later in the process... Mostly it was the Malfoy men first, then the kids, etc etc... Glad you liked!

:-O

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

Loved that you included Buckbeak and Mrs. Norris too ^_^ !!!

*gasp of extreme exaggerated shock and horror* what about Hedwig, Norbert, and Fang?!?! How could you guys forget them at 2am in the morning! ^_~

Re: :-O

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMG WE DID!

*cowers*

Eeeee, big oversight! Have any ideas for drinks?

[honeynougat.livejournal.com]

You guys really did have too much time on your hands, but i am so glad that you did that was hilarious!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, thank you! Yeah, sleep-fired brains = much fun for f-list. ^__^

[caithion.livejournal.com]

Hi, new to your journal. Came by reading some of your fics on silver_and_gold and loved them to pieces. Just wonderful characterisations and plotting. And this drink list is so clever and spot-on!

Would you mind very much if I friended you?

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Haha, I totally don't mind! *hugs* Thank you for saying such lovely things about my work. And I'm so happy you like the drinks list. It was terribly fun to write. ^__^

[dracos-faghag.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
That was fun.
And so perfect... the titles and the drinks... *grins*

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, thankee! *kiss* Had a lot of fun. But let this be a lesson to you! This is what sleep-deprivation gets you: no new fic chapter, and a ton of alcohol. ^_~

Oh yes... gonna have fun with this one......

[ravenpan.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm I'll keep my faves... and of course comment on the gatherings...


We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.


YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS

BWAH!!!

Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Oliver Wood – Bacardi

Mmmm a fivesum with the gryffindorks.....


YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS

*giggles*

Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?


*snort and snigger and wiggle the fingers...*

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS

SNARKY!! HAH!

Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

Don't like cho much... but she's a good drink *wiggles eyebrows*


YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

Yes... *takes off hat and a moment of silence*

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST

they do?

Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist

that's from the around where I'm from (if we're t hinking the same...

Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain

Idon't know what that is, but I want to....

YE EBIL OVERLORDS

heh, ebil... heh.

Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe


YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS

ROTFL!!!!!!

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin

Yay!!! I suck on a Charlie almost daily!!!! *dances*

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
heh love it.

YE WTFs

ROTFL AGAIN!!!!

The Dementors – Alabama Slammer

don't drink it, and no offense to anyone who is from, but I've yet to meet an Alabamian I like.... so I think it being for the Dem's is good... but that's just me being opined.

Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?

A shot or two of butterscotch schnapps and a glass of cold vernors *nods*

Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

hehe.

Re: Oh yes... gonna have fun with this one......

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Mmmm a fivesum with the gryffindorks.....

Damn straight. Wouldn't that be hot?

Don't like cho much... but she's a good drink

Yes, she most certainly is. *loves kahlua*

Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain

You'll have to ask Fire about this one... I have never had it either.

Yay!!! I suck on a Charlie almost daily!!!! *dances*

Ooh, I'd like to suck on Charlie everyday... O.o Oh, wait, I meant, suck on A Charlie. Really. That's what I meant. ^_~

And yeah, Dobby might like the Butterscotch. ^___^

Thanks, love! Go here if you liked that...

[evilkittymeow.livejournal.com]

those sound pretty accurate! and i *love* percy's... that is too perfect!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Oh, Percy's such a lightweight! Had to be a Shirley. Thanks love! Glad you got a giggle out of it. *snuggles*

[enne-de-paix.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Genius!

Dude, I drink the same as Remus!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Heh, apparently I am a Bill Weasley kinda girl. Or Draco. I DO love my Baileys... Glad you got a giggle out of it. ^__^

[raventsukino.livejournal.com]

Lol I love it. Sirius and Remus' drinks fit them perfectly.

Ah, insomnia the true gold minds for random conversation.

Oooh, I gotta show this to Ric. She'd get a kick outta that.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, tell em about it! I write stuff when I'm dead tired, then go back and go "WTF, I wrote that? When??"

Heh, thanks, sweets! Glad you liked it! *kiss*

[(Anonymous)]

Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch

Not a Lemon Drop (http://cocktaildb.com/recipe_detail?id=4749)?

Flitwick – Cooking Sherry

Is there something Flitwick and Trelawney have been keeping from us? (omgtheirloveissoskidrow)

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link. Lemon drop looks good... I decided Dumbley needed an eccentric mixed drink, but knowing him, he would love a lemon drop as well.

And yeah. Trelawney and Flitwick: they got the hook-up. ^__^

[lilian-cho.livejournal.com]

*clutching to LJ even minutes before New Year*

Yayz! I love Bailey's *leer at the blond with the Bailey's*

So, do you remember why you chose Bailey's for Draco? ^_^

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Smooth, sexy, and lip-smacking good, for a person who is just the same. ^_^

I believe that was the idea, anyway.