The HP Drink List

[rurounihime]

fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

Comments

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess you have good reason to think real hard about what they'd drink. And what's wrong with Scotch? :-D

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

There is not a single thing, to my knowledge, that is wrong with Scotch. It is, after all, the water of life. But aside from Lucius' lack of Muggle knowledge, Glen Morangie, as tasty as it may be, might be a touch too broadly selling for Lucius. Maybe Bowemore or one of the lesser know Islay's, Glen Goyne, if he has family ties to the Queen, Auchincloss for those who like the purity of the old ways...Of course, there are whiskey's far rarer, and I suspect the most rare, by cask strength, age, lack of wide spread knowledgem out right rarity, etc. would be the most appealing to a man as sophisticated, wealthy and haughty as Lucius.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

My God, Tip, how much Scotch do you DRINK?? ^_~

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Ah...yes, it must've seemed that way. I don't actually drink that much Scotch. I go through one-person fads. Whiskeys by the barrel full, desert wines, fortified wines, all cocktails - white liquors only, and then all over again...that sort of thing. Me da' is really the whiskey drinker. He must have dozens or more. Keeps 'im young, yeah?

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Well, if that comment makes you look like a Scoth-a-holic, then this list makes Fire and me look like... well.

Anyway.

*snicker* Yeah, I actually don't like alcohol all that much. If the drink can cover the taste, then I'm all for it: mudslides, baileys, schnapps, etc.

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Woah...careful there, Girl! You'll hurt your stomach. Or your taste buds. Or something.

Here are some sweet drinks that hide their kick:
Lychee Martini
Fruit Flavoured Margaritas (this requires a decent Mexican place with a good bartender, and for flavour think passion fruit, prickly pear, that sort of thing)
French Martini (Chambord, Pineapple juice and vodka)
Cosmopolitan
Apple Martini (red or green)
Pomegranite Martini
etc.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the suggestions! Fruity martinis... those sound great. I'm not fond of martinis as they are, so adding some sweetness would be lovely. ^_^

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Good luck with your experimentations. If you don't like the taste of alcohol, I would stick with vodka for your mixer. But things like frangelico, amoretto and the like would work well added to tea, coffee, cocoa, etc. on chilly evenings.

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Cool. Thanks for the tip. It's good to talk to people who know stuff about booze :-D.

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

*bows pretentiously with an overwrought twirl of hands and hat*

At your service, Madame!