rurounihime | (no subject)

Okay this one is for

legomymalfoy because I love her and I wouldn't want to disappoint her... ^_~

Slight Xena spoilers

"Oh, Harry!" Draco sighed happily and let a butterfly perch on his finger. "It's such a gorgeousbeautifullovely day!"

Harry looked up at the perfectly blue blue sky, the exquisitely green green grass, and the charmingly pink pink squid's tentacle poking up out of the crystally clear clear lake. "Yes, indeedy, Draco, my love, my heart, my joy-shag of five years. Let us retire to the lake and go in for yet another round of flamboyant and noisy love-making."

"Look!" Draco pointed. "Even the Forbidden Forest is not looking so foreboding."

Truly, it was not. There were elves there. Elves. Dancing. With tulips from Holland. And Dementors.

Yeah. Harry couldn't handle the sight either.

"Um. Lake. Love-making."

Draco opened his mouth halfway there and said, "Such a pretty day for a bloodbath."

Harry thought that was a little odd coming from Draco. And in such a high-ish, insane voice as well, but then, Draco had been toking on the flobberworm mucous the other night and maybe there were side-effects. "What, muffin?"

Draco looked terrified. "I didn't say that. She did."

Suddenly Callisto-the-best-ebil-villain-EBAR leaped out of the forest and KEELED Draco and Harry DED. "I KEEL you! DED! With lots o' bluddd! Yeeheeheeheehawhawhawwwwww!!!"

And there was lots of bluddd. And Callisto was very happy. And it was just stoopid because she always does that and it is getting very boring.

And she hadn't been made into a god yet anyway.

*GLOMPS TEH LEGOMYMALFOY*

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oh, ru, that's priceless!!

*snickers*

Hahaha! Thankee! *squeeze*

*stares*

"What, muffin?"
heh

Yeah. Just... a little mix-up with my icon and a fic title. I HAD to do it. ^_^

I saw that this morning. *laughs*
I was all "um...guys? It's called Downpour."

It made my NIGHT. Oh man. I laughed so long... ^___~ And then I had to write this. Because, you know, I was thinking maybe people would be getting a different impression, and thent hey'd feel cheated...

And she hadn't been made into a god yet anyway.

that busts me up.

you're welcome! i'm headed to bed now. good luck with your writing!! *kisses*

heh. It looks like they still haven't changed it!
At first, I was "Woah! Ru wrote ANOTHER fic today? Bloodbath. Cool." Then I looked at the link "Hey...wait one minuite!"

*laughs*

Hahahaha! Goody! Oh, I adore Callisto.

::Blinks:: I don't really get it...BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAY! :-D

Oh, haha, it's prolly better if you go through life not understanding this little mess... But it had to do with a mistaken fic title and a certain lurvely icon...

I'm so glad the absurdity got a chuckle out of you. *loves*

Ah, I feeled sad 'cause you made dem die. DED! ARRRRRGH. On another note, where do I get flobberworm mucous?

I love it when you're silly *screaming banshee pounce.*

Thought you might dig the mucous. ^_^

*howling dementor pounce-back*

*grin*