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legomymalfoy because I love her and I wouldn't want to disappoint her... ^_~
Slight Xena spoilers
"Oh, Harry!" Draco sighed happily and let a butterfly perch on his finger. "It's such a gorgeousbeautifullovely day!"
Harry looked up at the perfectly blue blue sky, the exquisitely green green grass, and the charmingly pink pink squid's tentacle poking up out of the crystally clear clear lake. "Yes, indeedy, Draco, my love, my heart, my joy-shag of five years. Let us retire to the lake and go in for yet another round of flamboyant and noisy love-making."
"Look!" Draco pointed. "Even the Forbidden Forest is not looking so foreboding."
Truly, it was not. There were elves there. Elves. Dancing. With tulips from Holland. And Dementors.
Yeah. Harry couldn't handle the sight either.
"Um. Lake. Love-making."
Draco opened his mouth halfway there and said, "Such a pretty day for a bloodbath."
Harry thought that was a little odd coming from Draco. And in such a high-ish, insane voice as well, but then, Draco had been toking on the flobberworm mucous the other night and maybe there were side-effects. "What, muffin?"
Draco looked terrified. "I didn't say that. She did."
Suddenly Callisto-the-best-ebil-villain-EBAR leaped out of the forest and KEELED Draco and Harry DED. "I KEEL you! DED! With lots o' bluddd! Yeeheeheeheehawhawhawwwwww!!!"
And there was lots of bluddd. And Callisto was very happy. And it was just stoopid because she always does that and it is getting very boring.
And she hadn't been made into a god yet anyway.
*GLOMPS TEH LEGOMYMALFOY*
legomymalfoy because I love her and I wouldn't want to disappoint her... ^_~Slight Xena spoilers
"Oh, Harry!" Draco sighed happily and let a butterfly perch on his finger. "It's such a gorgeousbeautifullovely day!"
Harry looked up at the perfectly blue blue sky, the exquisitely green green grass, and the charmingly pink pink squid's tentacle poking up out of the crystally clear clear lake. "Yes, indeedy, Draco, my love, my heart, my joy-shag of five years. Let us retire to the lake and go in for yet another round of flamboyant and noisy love-making."
"Look!" Draco pointed. "Even the Forbidden Forest is not looking so foreboding."
Truly, it was not. There were elves there. Elves. Dancing. With tulips from Holland. And Dementors.
Yeah. Harry couldn't handle the sight either.
"Um. Lake. Love-making."
Draco opened his mouth halfway there and said, "Such a pretty day for a bloodbath."
Harry thought that was a little odd coming from Draco. And in such a high-ish, insane voice as well, but then, Draco had been toking on the flobberworm mucous the other night and maybe there were side-effects. "What, muffin?"
Draco looked terrified. "I didn't say that. She did."
Suddenly Callisto-the-best-ebil-villain-EBAR leaped out of the forest and KEELED Draco and Harry DED. "I KEEL you! DED! With lots o' bluddd! Yeeheeheeheehawhawhawwwwww!!!"
And there was lots of bluddd. And Callisto was very happy. And it was just stoopid because she always does that and it is getting very boring.
And she hadn't been made into a god yet anyway.
*GLOMPS TEH LEGOMYMALFOY*
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Date: 2005-09-09 10:17 pm (UTC)From:I was all "um...guys? It's called Downpour."
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Date: 2005-09-09 10:36 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-09-10 12:00 am (UTC)From:At first, I was "Woah! Ru wrote ANOTHER fic today? Bloodbath. Cool." Then I looked at the link "Hey...wait one minuite!"
*laughs*