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Okay. Read this GEM from my newspaper this morning:
"DEAR ABBY: My husband, 'Ron,' and I are at odds over parenting our 7-year-old son, 'Brett.' My husband is very domestic. He cooks like a world-class chef and does more housework than any man I know of.
I have read Dr. James Dobson's books on family. He clearly states that a father should be the manly role model for the son, to prevent the son from being homosexual. I'm concerned that Brett will learn feminine ways from my husband and turn out to be gay. How can I convince Ron that he needs to teach Brett the more manly things in life?"
...
Alright everyone, raise your hand if you cook and do housework, and are therefore gay.
*raises hand, and is, apparently, gay*
Raise your hand if you think this woman is an idiot for dissing on a man who COOKS fantastically and CLEANS house for her. COOKS. AND CLEANS. REGULARLY.
*raises my big, gay hand*
Raise your hand if you think certain doctors should not be allowed to write books that contribute to the overall stupidity of our planet.
*raises both hands*
Now if you will please excuse me, I have to go inform my closest guy friend, my mother, about five of my girlfriends, my little sister, and the neighbors on either side of me that they are all gay.
*rolls whole head because eyes just aren't enough for THIS chic*
"DEAR ABBY: My husband, 'Ron,' and I are at odds over parenting our 7-year-old son, 'Brett.' My husband is very domestic. He cooks like a world-class chef and does more housework than any man I know of.
I have read Dr. James Dobson's books on family. He clearly states that a father should be the manly role model for the son, to prevent the son from being homosexual. I'm concerned that Brett will learn feminine ways from my husband and turn out to be gay. How can I convince Ron that he needs to teach Brett the more manly things in life?"
...
Alright everyone, raise your hand if you cook and do housework, and are therefore gay.
*raises hand, and is, apparently, gay*
Raise your hand if you think this woman is an idiot for dissing on a man who COOKS fantastically and CLEANS house for her. COOKS. AND CLEANS. REGULARLY.
*raises my big, gay hand*
Raise your hand if you think certain doctors should not be allowed to write books that contribute to the overall stupidity of our planet.
*raises both hands*
Now if you will please excuse me, I have to go inform my closest guy friend, my mother, about five of my girlfriends, my little sister, and the neighbors on either side of me that they are all gay.
*rolls whole head because eyes just aren't enough for THIS chic*
