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Here are some of the best fortunes I have ever run across.
...when you add "between the sheets" to the end, that is. ^_~
Ahem.
1) Teamwork makes the dream work... between the sheets.
2) Do not hesitate to look for help, an extra hand should always be welcomed... between the sheets.
3) You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one... between the sheets. *snort*
4) Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it... between the sheets.
...pffftGAHAHAHA!
5) You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself... between the sheets.
And last but CERTAINLY not least:
6) Beware the fury of a patient man... between the sheets.
Are those not perfect? Do those not prove that someone is having a little too much fun writing out fortunes?
*cackles*
...when you add "between the sheets" to the end, that is. ^_~
Ahem.
1) Teamwork makes the dream work... between the sheets.
2) Do not hesitate to look for help, an extra hand should always be welcomed... between the sheets.
3) You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one... between the sheets. *snort*
4) Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it... between the sheets.
...pffftGAHAHAHA!
5) You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself... between the sheets.
And last but CERTAINLY not least:
6) Beware the fury of a patient man... between the sheets.
Are those not perfect? Do those not prove that someone is having a little too much fun writing out fortunes?
*cackles*
