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Ohhh, I have the CUTEST little sister! Berit's her name. She's nine (12 years younger than me), and she just says the most adorable stuff:
Berit: *ponders* “Can I see In the Middle of the Ocean?”
Me: “... Open Water?”
Berit: “Yeah, that one.”
...
Berit: *slurps Jamba smoothie* “Was the first Python good?”
Me: “... Anaconda?”
Berit: “Yeah, that one.” *misses mouth with spoon and gets smoothie all over her chin*
...
Berit: *yodeling while trying to do homework* “Once there was a man named Jack. He built a house with a piece of dust in it. The mouse ate the piece of dust I CAN’T DO THIS ONE!”
Me: *rolls eyes as I realize she is referring to the poem “This is The House That Jack Built”*
...
See? this is why I'm HAPPY!
Berit: *ponders* “Can I see In the Middle of the Ocean?”
Me: “... Open Water?”
Berit: “Yeah, that one.”
...
Berit: *slurps Jamba smoothie* “Was the first Python good?”
Me: “... Anaconda?”
Berit: “Yeah, that one.” *misses mouth with spoon and gets smoothie all over her chin*
...
Berit: *yodeling while trying to do homework* “Once there was a man named Jack. He built a house with a piece of dust in it. The mouse ate the piece of dust I CAN’T DO THIS ONE!”
Me: *rolls eyes as I realize she is referring to the poem “This is The House That Jack Built”*
...
See? this is why I'm HAPPY!
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Date: 2004-09-14 04:14 pm (UTC)From:*kidnaps her*
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Date: 2004-09-14 06:34 pm (UTC)From:I hate Jamba Juice. The company. The smoothies are good, though.
*is a disgruntled ex-employee*
*misses her free smoothies*
*eats chocolate instead*
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Date: 2004-09-14 06:39 pm (UTC)From:Heh, chocolate is an awesome substitute. My current obsession is chai tea lattes from Starbucks... or... just about anywhere.
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Date: 2004-09-19 10:02 pm (UTC)From:Chocolate is fantasmic! I don't really like tea but um...coffee is good. Yeah.
I feel lame. I'm sure it'll pass.
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