rurounihime | Ooh, wow, a non-HP ficcie.

Okay, here's

fireelemental79's second birthday ficlet. She gave me the delicious prompt of Jared Leto and Sean Biggerstaff, would you believe it? So here we go. Yeah, I know, no H/D in sight.

I'd have to rate this PG.

Disclaimer: Jared and Sean are not mine, nor were they ever. Also, the viewpoints expressed here do not necessarily reflect the viewpoints or beliefs of the real people. In short, to my knowledge, THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

“So what did you think?”

Sean smirked. “Oh, I don’t know. It was good. You were good, for sure. Good story, great acting. Good.”

Jared frowned. “Well... then what was wrong with it?”

Sean shrugged noncommittally. “Just a little weird is all. Guys with guys… Kind of funny, you know?”

Jared sat back, frowning even more. “No, I don’t know.”

Sean patted his arm and stretched out on the couch, raising his arms above his head. “Oh, come on, don’t be so serious. I mean, Colin had to snog that Bagoas guy. Must have been weird.”

Jared hmphed. “Not the only guy he ‘had to snog.’ A lot of the scenes were cut.”

Sean blinked at him. “Wait… you mean he... and you...” Jared nodded and Sean shook his head. “Aw, man, I’m sorry. The things they make you do for movies…”

Jared eyed him thoughtfully. “Have you ever kissed a guy, Sean?”

He rolled his eyes. “No way. I’m not homosexual. Not like Alexander.”

“You know, they didn’t even have a conception of that term back then. Back then it was just lust, and maybe even love.”

“Good God,” Sean said, shaking his head.

“No, it was before him too.”

“Well,” and Sean smiled, looking at Jared amusedly, “either way, I don’t like blokes. I would never kiss one.”

“And what if one kissed you?”

“Well, obviously I’d shove him away. I mean, honestly, I’m not a pou— mmph!”

Jared kissed him for a moment longer, moving his tongue gently over the inside of his mouth and caressing his face with light fingers. Sean sighed and his body shuddered uncontrollably. Jared pulled back enough to see his dazed eyes.

“I don’t see you shoving.”

Sean blinked and stuttered. “W-well, that’s because it was... because I…”

“...rather liked it?” Jared prompted.

Sean stared at him and licked his lips. His face was flushed and he was breathing heavily. And Jared was sure part of that was because of their proximity and just how obvious it was to both of them that Sean had... liked it.

Jared touched his face and smirked. “You know, if that’s anything to go by,” he said, wiggling his eyebrows and glancing downward, “I’d say you live up to your name, Biggerstaff.”

Sean turned beet red. “Just shut up and... do that again.”

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Happy extremely late birthday, Fire! And yeah, in the future, I shall endeavor to be more on time with this kind of thing...