The HP Drink List

[rurounihime]

fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

Comments

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Heh, we were going to try just "uh buhhh... beer" because it was monosyllabic for Crabbe and Goyle's leisure. But really, we couldn't resist the Pippin reference. *smirk*

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints? - AAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA
YE WTFs - *snerk*

And Snape isn't a vodka man, he's all about the nasty homebrew he does up in his private workroom. Y'all KNOW he doesn't need all of those ingredients for the standard potions on the school curriculum. WTF would students do with HOPS, I ask you?

It's all about Snape.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Gahaha, we gave paint-peeling home brews to Hagrid! I see Snape as sitting there sipping his Vodka with a perpetual sneer on his face, perhaps smirking at Harry for drinking that blasted Smirnoff. ^_~

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I see your point. Sneering, superiority… it says to me that Snape would either be the worst kind of closet wino, or else a true elitist who would ONLY sdrink something he'd distilled himself, possibly by a process that involves the boiled hearts of 'just one or two' Muggle children from some obscure corner of the world…

"They're from Canada, Albus. They won't be missed."

*snerk* It's all about Snape.

[spacetweenears.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Charlie and I could hang, among others (methinks a brewski sounds good right now). There are so many listed I like it would just take to long to list them all!!

You crack me up!

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! Totally. Canadian Muggle brew! *cackle* WHo knows what he keeps pickled down in those dungeons?

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, this sounds like a fun crowd to go pubbing with. Can you imagine? the bartender would pass out in exhaustion!

"No, no, I distinctly said Bloody Mary with a raw egg! Avada Kedavra!"

"Oh, thanks a lot, Voldy, I didn't get my Sex on the Beach."

"Shut up, Black. Vodka is the way to go, you great ninny."

"Oh, don't be a prude, Severus. It's all about the scotch. Malfoys have drunk Scotch for AGES."

*twinkly eyed-chuckle* "You all need to relax a bit more, I should think. Flaming Rum Punch will do the trick."

"Oy! The damn Weashley twinsh have shpiked the punch!"

"Shut up, Mundungus."

*snicker*

[spacetweenears.livejournal.com]

BUWAHAHAHAHA!!

RoTF!!

I'm dying here!!

Anyone for an Appletini?

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[ridicu-liz.livejournal.com]

Me too, precisely. The only addition would be possibly Narcissa.

Who knew I was dangerous? heheh

I LOVED this list.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks! *Baileys tasting smooch*

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

hehe, yep. That's me *hides face in shame* lol. It's over a year old, though.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, you are tres cute! *nuzzles cute boy* Whoa, sorry. Got carried away there. ^_~

lol

[satanic-smurf.livejournal.com]

very good. very good indeed. This is actually quite comprehensive considering u comprised it @ 2 in the morning!

Re: lol

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! Totally makes us sound like alcoholics, though... *chugs drink of choice* *smooch*

Ye WTFs

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Niiiiiiiiice. I'm surprised you didn't drop the hint as to which one of US *ahem* sounded more "ahem."

Although, the other one of us was the one that suggested we make a list. But only because the first one of us was all, "I totally think Lucius is a single malt Scotch man, Glen Morangie to be exact, blah blah blah."

And I didn't even quote you the advertisement I saw on Glen Morangie's website. Oh shit, that sentence may have just given away the most *ahem* one of us.

:-D Yeah. I'm not going to defend myself. No one would believe me anyway. *ahem*

Re: Ye WTFs

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Oh, and for the record: "Neville, pass the salt would you?"

[e-dork.livejournal.com]

OMGhilarious! I can't believe you two even did the Founders and the WTFs
hee!

:-O

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

Loved that you included Buckbeak and Mrs. Norris too ^_^ !!!

*gasp of extreme exaggerated shock and horror* what about Hedwig, Norbert, and Fang?!?! How could you guys forget them at 2am in the morning! ^_~

Re: Ye WTFs

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Gahaaaaaaa! Go with it! People are loving this list... *ahem*

Re: Ye WTFs

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

CrabbeGoyle: It comes with salt?

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, had to! Though those groups came later in the process... Mostly it was the Malfoy men first, then the kids, etc etc... Glad you liked!

Re: :-O

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMG WE DID!

*cowers*

Eeeee, big oversight! Have any ideas for drinks?

Re: Ye WTFs

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

Yes, I noticed some were just taking it too damn serious for what it is. I mean, 3 a.m.! At 3 a.m. we could have everyone drinking rubbing alcohol and at the time it would have made perfect sense! Hell, let them all eat pot brownies *pseudo-huffy.* Why the hell not? :-D

[fireelemental79.livejournal.com]

You have thought about this, I would are say, perhaps too much. Too too much. Not that that is a problem, per say. I'm really just making an observation here.