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[livejournal.com profile] fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay
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Date: 2005-01-27 11:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] altiloquent.livejournal.com
First, *giggles*. I think you got a lot of them spot on.

Second, Blaise Zabini and I are meant to be!!! :o)

Date: 2005-01-27 11:20 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
HAHAHA, see with me, my pairings would be Bill Weasley or Draco Malfoy.

Date: 2005-01-27 11:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] maidengurl.livejournal.com
This is hillariously perfect! You are having too much fun in the wee hours of the morning.

My alcoholic pairings would be the Weasley twins or Draco, depending on my mood. Not too shabby...I'll take them.

On a side note - I just realized you are a relative neighboor (world-wide speaking). I live close to Oakland.

Date: 2005-01-27 11:46 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shikishi.livejournal.com
Hahaha.. I love the fact that Albus drinks flaming rum punch. :)

Although some of them are questionable in my book.. I always have thought of Potter being more of a Segram's boy myself. *smirks*

Date: 2005-01-27 11:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOUR ICON! That is a HOT manip.

*composes self*

Yeah, I'm apparently a Draco Malfoy or Bill Weasley kinda girl. ^_~ Love that Baileys... Ginny Weasley when I'm feeling plucky.

Hi there, in Oakland! Sacramento here. Are you in school there?

Date: 2005-01-27 11:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Hahaha! We were going to go for a malt or a lime wine cooler... Harry says lime to me. Gave the gin to Filch... But yeah, Harry was SO HARD. We couldn't figure him out. Now, Draco on the other hand... *snaps fingers*

Date: 2005-01-27 11:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] altiloquent.livejournal.com
Ahh, I see. A cream drink fan are we? :o)

Date: 2005-01-27 11:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
I am a Kahlua-Baileys combination NUT. Mudslides are my fave. ^___^

Date: 2005-01-27 12:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] maidengurl.livejournal.com
Looking at the list again, I marvel at the choices - they are so right. Umbridge - bwah! But, but, no one drinks Guinness?

I go to school online, work full-time, and have two kids. I actually live in Alameda, and I have relatives in Fulsom.

You have seen the site where I got the pic for my icon, right? I don't have the link here at work, but the stuff on that site is jaw dropping.

Date: 2005-01-27 12:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Augh, a SITE? *pants* I think I ran across it once, but boy, would I love that linky... *begs shamelessly when you have time*

Ah, yes, I grew up in Sacramento. Went to school in Santa Cruz, but what can I say? I love my hometown. Big enough, but quiet, still.

Aw, we forgot Guinness! Any ideas? And yeah. We wanted something for Umbridge that was sickly sweet and highly annoying. *smirk*

Date: 2005-01-27 12:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ms-hecubus.livejournal.com
Peter Pettigrew – Zima

Hahaha! How wicked of you!

Date: 2005-01-27 12:56 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] cenas-plots.livejournal.com
It seems that [livejournal.com profile] ms_hecubus stole my comment. :)

Harry and I were meant to be. LOL. (I don't care for ze alcohols.)

And I saw your choice of music. I now have that song stuck in my head. *hums*

<333

Date: 2005-01-27 01:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] maidengurl.livejournal.com
Somehow I see Guinness as Sirius's alternate drink. I just caught Percy's...another *bwah*.

I will get you the link this afternoon.

I grew up in Berkeley and have lived all around the Bay Area. Alameda is "small town", but close to everything. I love it.

Date: 2005-01-27 01:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] son-of-darkness.livejournal.com
Ewwwwwwww, dude!! Harry's drinking cat piss!!! Dirty, cheap little boy!! *Smacks him*

But right on Salazar... Southern Comfort is teh good shit!!!

omigodthatpictureissobad!!

Date: 2005-01-27 01:39 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] maidengurl.livejournal.com
Alrighty - another kind soul found the link for me...check out http://www.eneadart.narod.ru/. Not work safe...but very nice.

Date: 2005-01-27 02:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tipgardner.livejournal.com
These are pretty random! Aren't Ron, Harry and the twins far too insecure in their masculinity to drink such girly drinks?

I think Harry would drink gin and tonic or vodka tonic, 'cause they seem manly enough, but after growing up deprived they wouldn't make him gag.

Ron would drink pints of Northern stout of some sort, 'cause it's cheap and good and that's what he can afford.

The twins would drink several of the latest in drinks, preferably brands started by young wizarding celebrities, since they're all about nuveau these days.

Hermione, methinks, would be daintier. She's probably a bit scared of the way alcohol makes her feel. Plus she's muggle born. She might drink the Schmirnoff Ice or maybe French Matinis, light on the liquor ktnxbye! sort of thing.

Lucius would want something more obscure, more rare, and much less muggle. Perhaps dew from faerie bells or the coalesced mist from the cloak of the Northern King.

Mundungus would drink something much cheaper and stinkier...maybe Jaegermeister.

Thems be my thoughts!

Date: 2005-01-27 03:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] dacro.livejournal.com
heh. Love it!

Date: 2005-01-27 04:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Hahaha, we had to do it. Percy's a lightweight. No alcohol for him. ^_~

Sirius likes Guinness. Good choice, I agree! He has to have something for when the sex gets to be too much. *smirk*

My aunt and uncle used to live in Alameda, so we were over there from time to time. Used to confuse me so much because I couldn't figure out where San Fran ended and Alameda began. And Sauselito? Let's just say I was a little confused as a kid... *snicker*

Date: 2005-01-27 04:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Well, he's such a fake! And a loser. He needs to drink a loser drink. ^_^ Glad you liked!

Date: 2005-01-27 04:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Isn't that a great song? I loved it when I heard it on the radio. ^_^ Gets stuck in your head... *sings along*

Heh, I am a mixed drinks girl. Don't much like the taste of alcohol, so I would have to pair myself with Draco or Bill Weasley (mmmm chocolate... irish cream...) Maybe Ginny, when I want fruit.

Date: 2005-01-27 04:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Aww, you no likey Smirnoff? *runs after you with spork* j/k. ^_^

Had to do that for Salazar. He is such a Southern Comfort boy.

Haha, is that you in that pic? *grins*

Date: 2005-01-27 04:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Thank you muchly! *runs over to drool some more*

Date: 2005-01-27 04:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] restless-jedi.livejournal.com
*laughs*
It comes in pints?!

Date: 2005-01-27 05:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Hahaha, we weren't really being serious about this. This was kind of a melding of two ideas: the drinks, while being the ones we thought the characters would drink, also refer to what the characters would be if they WERE alcoholic drinks. To us, Ron is a little too scared of everything and would want something softer and sweeter. Fire thinks Hermione is really closet alcoholic waiting to come out of her shell, and Lucius struck us as a Scotch lover, hiding it in fear but secrtely drinking it every day. And the twins... Party freaks, but not apt to drink themselves into a state where they couldn't play pranks on everyone in sight. Actually, I see them spiking the punch. ^_~

As for Mundungus, all I could think for his drink was "fruity". and I hate Marnier.

Haha, it's so great to see everyone's opinions on this. *chuckles*

Date: 2005-01-27 05:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rurounihime.livejournal.com
Haha, yay! *kiss*
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