The HP Drink List

[rurounihime]

fireelemental79 and I were chatting last night and we began wondering what each HP character would drink in the way of alcoholic beverages.
.......

Yeah.

We were VERY TIRED.

It was 2 in the F***ING MORNING.

And yes, we KNOW how this makes us sound. *cough cough*

*ahem*

YE BRAVE AND FOOLISH GRYFFINDORS
Harry Potter – Smirnoff Ice
Hermione Granger – Long Island
Neville Longbottom – Tequila shots
Ron Weasley – Strawberry Daiquiri
Fred and George Weasley – Hard Lemonade
Ginny Weasley – Peach Schnapps
Oliver Wood – Bacardi
Colin and Dennis Creevey – Eggnog

YE SLY AND NASTY SLYTHERINS
Draco Malfoy – Bailey’s Irish Crème
Blaise Zabini – Jack and Coke
Pansy Parkinson – Crème de Menthe
Theodore Nott – Merlot
Crabbe and Goyle – It comes in pints?

YE SMART AND SNARKY RAVENCLAWS
Luna Lovegood – Margarita
Cho Chang – Kahlua

YE SWEET AND NOBLE HUFFLEPUFF HERO
Cedric Diggory – Amaretto

YE ADULTS WHO KNOW BEST
Lucius Malfoy – Glen Morangie
Albus Dumbledore – Flaming Rum Punch
Severus Snape – Vodka, straight
Remus Lupin – Martini, dry
Sirius Black – Sex on the Beach
Narcissa Malfoy – Champagne
James and Lily Potter – Port
Arthur Weasley – Old Bob Pale Ale
Molly Weasley – Alcoholic Apple Cider
Minerva McGonagall – Screwdriver
Gilderoy Lockhart – Arbor Mist
Cornelius Fudge – Sir Perry
Mad-Eye Moody – Alien Brain
Rubeus Hagrid – Moonshine
Flitwick – Cooking Sherry
Mundungus Fletcher – Grand Marnier
Nymphadora Tonks – Midori Sour

YE EBIL OVERLORDS
Voldemort – Bloody Mary w/ raw egg
Bellatrix Lestrange – Absinthe
Dolores Umbridge – Maraschino Liqueur

YE SOMEWHAT LESS EBIL UNDERLORDS
Peter Pettigrew – Zima
Argus Filch – Gin and Tonic
The Dursleys – Brandy

YE EXTRA WEASLEY CHILDREN
Charlie Weasley – Heinekin
Bill Weasley – Mudslide
Percy Weasley – Shirley Temple

YE REVERED FOUNDERS
Salazar Slytherin – Southern Comfort
Godric Gryffindor – Kamikaze
Rowena Ravenclaw – Bourbon, straight
Helga Hufflepuff – Fuzzy Navel

YE WTFs
The Dementors – Alabama Slammer
Dobby – Butterbeer, what else?
Mrs. Norris – White Russian with cream
Buckbeak – Chardonnay

Comments

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOUR ICON! That is a HOT manip.

*composes self*

Yeah, I'm apparently a Draco Malfoy or Bill Weasley kinda girl. ^_~ Love that Baileys... Ginny Weasley when I'm feeling plucky.

Hi there, in Oakland! Sacramento here. Are you in school there?

[maidengurl.livejournal.com]

Looking at the list again, I marvel at the choices - they are so right. Umbridge - bwah! But, but, no one drinks Guinness?

I go to school online, work full-time, and have two kids. I actually live in Alameda, and I have relatives in Fulsom.

You have seen the site where I got the pic for my icon, right? I don't have the link here at work, but the stuff on that site is jaw dropping.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Augh, a SITE? *pants* I think I ran across it once, but boy, would I love that linky... *begs shamelessly when you have time*

Ah, yes, I grew up in Sacramento. Went to school in Santa Cruz, but what can I say? I love my hometown. Big enough, but quiet, still.

Aw, we forgot Guinness! Any ideas? And yeah. We wanted something for Umbridge that was sickly sweet and highly annoying. *smirk*

[maidengurl.livejournal.com]

Somehow I see Guinness as Sirius's alternate drink. I just caught Percy's...another *bwah*.

I will get you the link this afternoon.

I grew up in Berkeley and have lived all around the Bay Area. Alameda is "small town", but close to everything. I love it.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, we had to do it. Percy's a lightweight. No alcohol for him. ^_~

Sirius likes Guinness. Good choice, I agree! He has to have something for when the sex gets to be too much. *smirk*

My aunt and uncle used to live in Alameda, so we were over there from time to time. Used to confuse me so much because I couldn't figure out where San Fran ended and Alameda began. And Sauselito? Let's just say I was a little confused as a kid... *snicker*

[maidengurl.livejournal.com]

Alrighty - another kind soul found the link for me...check out http://www.eneadart.narod.ru/. Not work safe...but very nice.

[rurounihime.livejournal.com]

Thank you muchly! *runs over to drool some more*